Meteorologists are tracking a winter storm that will hit a 1,500-mile-long swath of the US this week, and a map of its impact has everyone making the same joke.
The AccuWeather forecast map shows the pink, phallic-shaped storm blowing across states from Kansas to Virginia.
‘Looks like a large portion of the country is really getting the shaft,’ one X user wrote.
‘If that’s the size when it’s cold I’d hate to see what warm weather brings,’ jested another.
Some likened the map to a female sex toy, calling it ‘the great blizzildo of 2025.’
Meteorologists are predicting major snowfall from a large part of Nebraska to southern and central Ohio and West Virginia, with three to six inches of accumulation.
Heavier snowfall totals of six to 12 inches — and possibly more in some areas — will encompass much of the Interstate 70 corridor from northern Kansas and southeastern Nebraska to southern Ohio.
‘In other words, here comes the white stuff,’ another X user commented.
Meteorologists shared a forecast map Monday, showing an odd-shaped winter storm set for the US
The Accueweather map has sparked a flood of jokes on social media
The storm is shaping up to be the first widespread cross country winter storm of the season for the central and eastern US, AccuWeather senior meteorologist Alex Sosnowski reported.
He predicts it will ‘negatively affect travel during the final days of the holiday break.’
But despite this inclement forecast, social media users have found a way to make light of the circumstances.
Some have even added their own artistic touches to the map, underscoring its suggestive features.
Hundreds more have responded with quips about the storm’s all-too-familiar shape and coloring.
‘It’s coming, make sure you have proper protection,’ joked an X user.
‘Looks like it’s gonna be a penetrating cold,’ wrote another.
Others shared hilariously accurate reaction memes.
Dubbed ‘the great blizzildo of 2025,’ this storm is expected to hit the Great Plains and the East Coast pretty hard, so to speak
The new year is certainly starting off with a bang, as this storm is shaping up to be the first widespread cross country winter storm of the season for the central and eastern US
Multiple major cities in the storm’s path are expecting several inches of snow including Topeka, Kansas; St. Louis and Kansas City, Missouri; Springfield, Illinois; Indianapolis and Cincinnati and Dayton, Ohio.
The maximum snowfall could be up to 30 inches somewhere from Northern Missouri to west-central Illinois to northeastern Kansas.
But snow isn’t all that America’s Heartland will have to worry about this weekend.
A destructive ice storm could pummel southeastern Kansas to southern Missouri, southern Illinois and southern and central Kentucky, Sosnowski reported.
‘A heavy glaze of ice may bring down many trees and power lines that can block roads. The power could be out for days at a time in some communities when dangerously cold air invades in the wake of the storm,’ he stated.
‘There may be a great need for shelters to be set up to account for the population that could be affected.’
Once the storm reaches the Appalachians and the Atlantic Coast, major cities including New York City, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh and Baltimore will be in its path.
Icy conditions may extend to portions of North Carolina, eastern Tennessee and the southern parts of Virginia, potentially affecting the cities of Richmond, Virginia; Chattanooga, Tennessee; and Raleigh, North Carolina.
Travel is likely to be hazardous in these areas.
Even as millions across the central and eastern US brace for potentially dangerous winter weather, we can always count on the internet to ‘arouse’ some humor.